Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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