when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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