Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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