Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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