i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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