***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
now i know why i became what i already was.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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