Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
im about as happy as oj after his trial
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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