i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
