it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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