Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i permit you to call me
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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