): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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