: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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