would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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