Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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