Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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