If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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