Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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