dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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