You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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