Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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