I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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