Its about making memories worth repressing
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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