Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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