so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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