I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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