her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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