What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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