Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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