I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
me + whiskey = a bad person
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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