her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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