Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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