It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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