You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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