I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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