Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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