I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Oh god it's open bar.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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