worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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