Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
