brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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