Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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