I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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