Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
