At least make sure they are 18
Why
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
