Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Randomize
