READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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