Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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