Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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