in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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