doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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