Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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