chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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