In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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