i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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