Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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